DB Shovel @ The Loading Zone

So while the Gatorade website has the press release from the start of their partnership available ( http://www.gatorade.com/Content/pdf/2007_gatorade_tiger_woods.pdf ) the latest press release is noticeably absent from the list…?

Well for how much press Tiger is getting just for the minor offense of lying to the public and his wife and family for years while carrying on dozens of long and short term affairs in cities all over the world is pretty laudable. He is a great golfer and once you turn on the ability to find the “hole” it is just hard to turn it off. So I am suggesting that he uses this free advertising that he is a manly man and take that to the brands that build their advertising campaigns around this “macho whore banging image” already like: Axe, Old Spice, Trojan, Valtrex, or various clothing, beer, cars, shavers, electronics, video games, ok pretty much anything already targetted to men. I can’t think of a better message to help sell product than this, “Hi, I’m Tiger and I love product X, it totally helps me nail tons of broads, if you use product X you will be catching more ass than… well, me!”

That’s it, product sold!